All-Time Indiana Pacers jersey power rankings

INDIANAPOLIS, IN - JULY 28: TJ Leaf #22, Lance Stephenson #1, Ike Anigbogu #15, Glenn Robinson III #40 and Myles Turner #33 of theIndiana Pacers participate in an outdoor fanfest on July 28, 2017 in Indianapolis, Indiana. NOTE TO USER: User expressly acknowledges and agrees that, by downloading and or using this Photograph, user is consenting to the terms and condition of the Getty Images License Agreement. Mandatory Copyright Notice: 2017 NBAE (Photo by Ron Hoskins/NBAE via Getty Images)
INDIANAPOLIS, IN - JULY 28: TJ Leaf #22, Lance Stephenson #1, Ike Anigbogu #15, Glenn Robinson III #40 and Myles Turner #33 of theIndiana Pacers participate in an outdoor fanfest on July 28, 2017 in Indianapolis, Indiana. NOTE TO USER: User expressly acknowledges and agrees that, by downloading and or using this Photograph, user is consenting to the terms and condition of the Getty Images License Agreement. Mandatory Copyright Notice: 2017 NBAE (Photo by Ron Hoskins/NBAE via Getty Images)
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Number seven: 1985-1990

Not sure what they were thinking here. By they, I don’t mean Stuart Gray, who is pictured here in this badly aligned photo and played for the Pacers for five seasons. That man was born in the heart of the Panama Canal. He knew exactly what he was doing, and still does.

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By they, I mean the designers of this jersey, worn by Pacers for roughly six years before it was mercifully put to rest. Where do I even begin? The shade of blue that they went with seems like the perfect shade of blue to look really gross when sweaty. I don’t know how to measure that, but I’m right.

Horizontal stripes across the jersey almost never look good (looking at you Timberwolves). They make everything look wide and boxy, when NBA athletes are often anything but.

The weird font across the gross horizontal stripe is a whole new beast as well. What was the idea here? Why put some weird kind-of-a-streak-looking-thing-but-mostly-just-an-eyesore break in all the letters? Why not put one in the C if all the other letters were going to have one? It’s such a distraction.

Throw in a weirdly high neckline, and this thing is just a disaster. No, I’m not being too dramatic. No, YOU need to stop being so weirdly attached to things.