“Anu-nobody else but you”: Valentine’s Day cards for Pacers trade targets

OG Anunobody Else But You

Pacers fans, staff, and the team enter beneath a starlit balcony in chilly Canada.

OG Anunoby leans against the balcony railing, wearing Team Haliburton shorts and a gold and blue hoody with two zeroes duct-taped to the back.

In chorus “But soft, what light through yonder window breaks?

It is the east and OG is the sun.”

OG’s eyes search the sky pleadingly for a path to his beloved.

“Hali, Hali, wherefore art thou Hali?

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What will become of our story, OG? You are the sunrise, and we’ve woken up early to sip our coffee and gaze upon your brilliance. Will you remain in the familiarity of Toronto’s embrace? Will you spurn the state you once called home in pursuit of shallow indulgences elsewhere? Or, will you return, triumphantly, to the bosom of your youth and make your name great among the Pacers faithful?

I know the choice isn’t entirely up to you, but don’t we live in an age that’s progressed past the point of loveless arrangements? Make for yourself a happy life, a true love that you’ve chosen for yourself, a love whose reciprocity is unyielding. That’s us.

Plus, we know you want us. 😉

Trust me OG, there’s Anunobody else for the Pacers but you!