MOST IMPORTANT HAIR: MYLES TURNER
Myles Turner has been great all season, particularly on the defensive side of the ball. He’s third in the league in blocks per game (just barely behind Anthony Davis for second place), affects how opponents are able to run their offenses, and does tons of things that don’t show up on a stat sheet. For most of the season, he and his typical floppy braids have had a solid year.
And then we met #PonytailMyles.
#PonytailMyles was an absolute beast in the two games we saw him. He had a rough time against Joel Embiid in his third game of the season, but we’ll let that one slide. #PonytailMyles gets in opponent’s faces. He flips people off. He drills threes. He blocks anything and everything that comes his way. #PonytailMyles truly has all-star potential and has a fierce edge to him that should instill fear in his opponents. You’ve been warned.
Runner-Up: Alize Johnson