Pacers Can’t Get Over the Wall, Bealed Out In Game 1: Tweets of the Night

May 5, 2014; Indianapolis, IN, USA; Washington Wizards guard John Wall (2) takes a shot against Indiana Pacers forward David West (21) in game one of the second round of the 2014 NBA Playoffs at Bankers Life Fieldhouse. Mandatory Credit: Brian Spurlock-USA TODAY Sports
May 5, 2014; Indianapolis, IN, USA; Washington Wizards guard John Wall (2) takes a shot against Indiana Pacers forward David West (21) in game one of the second round of the 2014 NBA Playoffs at Bankers Life Fieldhouse. Mandatory Credit: Brian Spurlock-USA TODAY Sports /
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We made it to the Eastern Conference semis. Playoff Teague is gone and Pero Antic’s hilarious three-pointers are gone too. Nene v. David West. Act I.

Pre-Game

We shall see.

Interesting.

I want to see the good Paul George. Hopefully a sprinkle of 2009 Trevor Ariza, too.

1ST QUARTER

Two early threes for Trevor Ariza.

No offense. No offense. You stink.

I got Washington in 4.

101.6 offensive rating in the playoffs. That will drop after this one.

PG gets a fast-break layup with the foul. 10-5 Wizards at this point.

John Wall is blowing by people and blocking shots. Lance Stephenson playing yucky defense.

18-10 Wizards at this point.

23-10.

I learned boxing out in sixth grade.

They got blocked six times, too. 28-15.

2ND QUARTER

28-24. C.J. Watson with a steal and David West knocks down a mid-range jumper.

Lance usually finds West or Scola three feet behind the free-throw line.

Agree.

Luis Scola is playing role of rim protector.

Three fouls on Hibbert. Beal just made a layup and the foul. 39-33 Wiz.

The Pacers are good with them on the court and bad when they sit. Live and die with Mr. West and Mr. George.

Ariza from the corners is unreal. 46-41 Wiz.

Wizards firing from all cylinders right now. Beal is hitting threes. Paul George falling in love with 17-footers. 54-43 Wiz.

Throw him on John Wall in spurts.

Mahinmi has two fouls. Hibbert has three.

HALFTIME

I downloaded the 2 Chainz mixtape. So, no halftime tweets.

3RD QUARTER

That isn’t good. Hibbert just left the game. 10:22 left in the third.

I’m allergic to sarcasm. Not nice.

Drew Gooden. NBA legend.

Gortat finishes a dunk. 67-52 Wizards.

Stats.

More stats.

Ariza just a got a steal and is at the free-throw line. 68-52 Wiz.

David West is hitting jumpers right now. Hot fire.

Lance gonna’ Lance.

Last twelve minutes of Game 1 upcoming.

4TH QUARTER

Tim’s counting.

He knocked down a three and had time to tie his shoes. Old man game.

Frank just threw in Mahinmi and Hibbert on the court. Two centers is weird. The East is big, man.

Paul George finishes the layup. And 1. 82-76 Wiz.

Bradley Beal just hit a ridiculous corner three point shot over Luis Scola. Completely covered. Wow.

BEAL. Hitting threes all over.

Me too.

Oof.

Come on. . 93-80 Wizards.

Free throw count.

LARRY.

The Hibbert roast in full effect.

BOOOOOOO.

Might try this. 94-84 Wiz. 1:08 left.

Please somebody has to get his reference. SOMEBODY!

98-90 Wiz.

Game 1 over.