Tyler Hansbrough Tries to Murder the Rim

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This GIF of Tyler Hansbrough dunking in the open court comes courtesy of Grantland, whose editor explained the play much better than I can: “We Have a Working Theory That a Rim Once Murdered a Member of Tyler Hansbrough’s Family; He Is Non-Discerning in His Quest for Revenge.” (h/t @GarrisonCarr)

It’s unlikely, but Kool G. Rap may have had a precognition of this play 25 years ago when he was penning his verse on the best posse cut in hip hop history, “The Symphony.”

Take a deep breath, because you don’t have another left
Comin’ back like I’m avengin’ my brother’s death
Makin’ veterans run for medicine
Cuz I put out more lights in a fight than Con Edison
Rip the damn cage like I’m on a rampage
So if you want rage, I’mma make front page

Or, ya know, maybe not.

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