Two teams scrimmaged in a gym in Chicago. Fans paid to watch this. They apparently kept score. David West played. Tyler Hansbrough scored some points. A guy nobody has ever heard of who still insists on having the last name “Famous” was on the court for one minute.
It was an event spectacular in which courageous men entertained the masses to a degree perhaps never before reached in human history. It may have been a new pinnacle for civilization. The world will little note, nor long remember what I write here, but it can never forget what these men did here.
Now, let’s play go some real basketball.