Pacers Consider Signing Michael Redd to Play Professional Basketball For Some Reason

You know when it’s really late and you’ve been holiday partying for a while with some old, close friends that you haven’t seen in forever and it’s just been so much fun that you don’t want the night to end but there is seemingly nothing left to drink so you start looking around and then you find out that there’s a bottle of Peppermint Schnapps from like six Christmases ago and you know you should just go to bed cause there will be more good times ahead in your future and nothing good is going to come of any plan that involves keeping this night going by mixing Schnapps and Minute Maid but you just can’t bring yourself to admit that the night has reached its natural conclusion so you concoct some sickly cocktails for the crew and then the whole experience is horrible and you all just sit there looking at each other with not-so-bright looks on your faces as you all grow increasingly self-conscious and start to re-evaluate your entire existence before quickly imbibing your Schnapps/orange drink travesty and scuttering off to sleep somewhere only to awake the next morning and feel worse about your decision-making than you ever have and vow that you will never again drink anything but beer?

That’s what this is like.

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